That headline is a reference to a terrible line in a terrible song by Hank Williams Jr. But it fits, because in both instances it's a ridiculous, delusional statement. Sepp Blatter, the disgraced FIFA president who's been suspended for eight years, believes he wouldn't have been investigated for corruption if the United States had been awarded the 2022 World Cup. As is the case for most corrupt leaders who've been taken down, Blatter is sounding a bit off his rocker these days.
"I will fight. I will fight for me and I will fight for FIFA. Suspended for what? I spoke with my lawyer this morning and we were not surprised that the notification was made first to the media. This committee has no right to go against the president of FIFA. The president can only be removed by the congress. Even suspended, I am still the president. I regret, but I am not ashamed."
Beckham targets Zlatan signing for MLS Miami [SBI]
Beckham is not shy about sharing his feelings on Lord Emperor Zlatan: "If Ibrahimovic is still active, then I want to buy him right away," Beckham told Swedish outlet Aftonbladet. "He is a physically magnificent specimen, so it's entirely possible. Who does not want a man who is prepared to kill to win?"
Arsenal 2, Manchester City 1: All I want for Christmas is 2 [The Short Fuse]
Arsenal remains in second place in the Premier League, two points behind Leicester City. It's little consolation to City, but the Blues did get a fantastic goal from Yaya Toure.
Unreal finish by Yaya. pic.twitter.com/iGUdHhRU5f— City Watch (@City_Watch) December 21, 2015
What's happening in The A?
The Hawks won again Monday night, knocking off the Portland Trail Blazers, 106-97. After some recent struggles, that's four victories in a row for Atlanta, which is up to third place in the Eastern Conference.