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The Daily Dirt, April 8: Matchday No. 5

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matchday No. 5

MLS: Atlanta United FC at Seattle Sounders FC Steven Bisig-USA TODAY Sports

Written to the tune of “Mambo No. 5” by Lou Bega

A little bit of Leandro in my life. A little bit of Michael by my side. A little bit of Mears is all I need. A little bit of Tito is what I see. A little bit of Harrison in the sun. A little bit of Yamil all night long. A little bit of Julian here I am. A little bit of you makes me your fan.

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That was embarrassing. I couldn’t really think of anything to write today. I’m just excited for the match. Please come back soon, Jason. Hopefully we get three points. Feel free to head to the comments and make fun of me.


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