Caption Game: Liam “The Strangler” Ridgewell vs Hector “El Tito” Villalba

Let’s play the caption game!

In the picture above, we see Tito Villalba backing into Liam Ridgewell. Ridgewell, a seasoned MLS veteran appears to be choking Villalba with his left hand while pushing his head and knocking him backwards with his right. It’s a combo rivaled by the most epic WWE rival and requires Jim Ross screaming, “As God as my witness he is broken in half!”

So, let’s have it! The best caption for this image gets a big bag of internet points from the Dirty South Soccer crew, good for one year and redeemable at any time! Leave your captions in the comments at the bottom of this post and share it on all your social media channels. The hope is that Portland Timbers supporters will play along (or send hate tweets) and we’ll turn a seemingly obvious missed yellow card into a fun time for all.

Wait, WAIT! IS THAT FANENDO ADI’S MUSIC?????