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Miguel Almiron Miguel Almiron’d and Atlanta United beat Houston Dynamo, 4-1. Miguel Almiron scored the first goal. It was great. Miguel Almiron scored the second goal. It was better. Miguel Almiron didn’t score the third goal. Is he even good at soccer? Miguel Almiron scored the fourth goal.
Man of the Match: Miguel Almiron.
That’s all I really have to say about this game. Miguel Almiron. Thanks for reading. Here’s your ratings:
GK: Alec Kann - 8.1
RB: Tyrone Mears - 6.8
CB: Michael Parkhurst - 6.9
CB: Leandro Gonzalez Pirez - 6.9
LB: Greg Garza - 7.0
CM: Jeff Larentowicz - 7.0
CM: Carlos Carmona - 6.9
CAM: Miguel Almiron - 9.8 (I now have to quit DSS. Thanks a lot.)
RW: Julian Gressel - 8.1
ST: Tito Villalba - 7.4
LW: Yamil Asad - 7.6
SUB: Kevin Kratz - NR
SUB: Kenwyne Jones - NR
SUB: Andrew Carleton - 1,000