D.C. United 1-0 Atlanta United: Community Player Ratings

This is the last damn time we write about D.C. United this season, you hear me? Like a terrible childhood memory, we’re just going to bury our inaugural seasons experiences against D.C. United as deep as possible and never bring them up again. They didn’t happen.

Man of the Match: Brad Guzan, I guess, who really cares

Sure. Why not? He did okay. If not for Michael Parkhurt’s B button getting stuck he would’ve kept a clean sheet. However, it would’ve just gotten us a point as the D.C. bus was not to be penetrated on the night regardless. That’s it. I’m done with this crap until at least the offseason. If you mention D.C. and/or Ben Olsen to me, you’re banned.

Full Player Ratings:

GK: Brad Guzan - 6.8

RB: Anton Walkes - 4.0

CB: Michael Parkhurst - 3.7

CB: Leandro Gonzalez Pirez - 4.5

LB: Greg Garza - 4.8

CM: Jeff Larentowicz - 5.4

CM: Carlos Carmona - 4.2

CAM: Miguel Almiron - 4.8

RW: Tito Villalba - 4.4

ST: Josef Martinez - 4.4

LW: Yamil Asad - 4.8

SUB: Julian Gressel - 4.7

SUB: Brandon Vazquez - 5.1

SUB: Chris McCann - 5.9