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RECAP: Atlanta United drops late lead, loses on the road to FC Dallas 3-2

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Whatever.

MLS: Atlanta United FC at FC Dallas Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Atlanta United and FC Dallas played a game of soccer Wednesday night in Frisco. Josef scored twice, which was good.

Dallas broke through first with a free kick in the 22nd minute from Reto Ziegler.

Up one, the Hoops had no interest in doing anything but putting as many people as possible behind the ball. It worked for a moment. Then Tito decided the time had come to break Dallas’ entire team in half.

Then some things happened. Josef scored again and everything was great and then the game ended.

See! Look at Josef and Miguel doing fun things. What a night. The goal was Martinez’s 17th of the season, and he leads the Golden Boot race by six.

DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER IF YOU MISSED THE GAME AND WANT TO ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY

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Dallas scored twice late. I warned you. Look if you want at the goals. Whatever. Who cares.

Atlanta is back Saturday against Philadelphia. Let’s never go to Texas ever again.