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Atlanta United and FC Dallas played a game of soccer Wednesday night in Frisco. Josef scored twice, which was good.
Dallas broke through first with a free kick in the 22nd minute from Reto Ziegler.
22' - Are you not entertained? Reto Ziegler comes in clutch and gets FCD on the board first! Watch on @TXA21!#FCDvATL | FCD-1, ATL- 0 pic.twitter.com/HRXgNkeeqY
— FC Dallas (@FCDallas) July 5, 2018
Up one, the Hoops had no interest in doing anything but putting as many people as possible behind the ball. It worked for a moment. Then Tito decided the time had come to break Dallas’ entire team in half.
NOOOO TITO. THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY. pic.twitter.com/KP3yFhRpI4
— Dirty South Soccer (@DirtySouthSoc) July 5, 2018
Then some things happened. Josef scored again and everything was great and then the game ended.
See! Look at Josef and Miguel doing fun things. What a night. The goal was Martinez’s 17th of the season, and he leads the Golden Boot race by six.
MIGGY TO JOSEF. SUPER POWERS ACTIVATE. pic.twitter.com/ElBDqk3XoN
— Dirty South Soccer (@DirtySouthSoc) July 5, 2018
DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER IF YOU MISSED THE GAME AND WANT TO ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY
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Dallas scored twice late. I warned you. Look if you want at the goals. Whatever. Who cares.
85' - GOOOOOOOAAAAAL @Tesho13!
— FC Dallas (@FCDallas) July 5, 2018
Thanks to @SNHU's Operation: Back of the Net, a $6,000 donation will be made to @the_USO for both Tesho and Reto's goals tonight! Every RT= $1 more! pic.twitter.com/XnDAQiLn4S
88' - CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP! @Tesho13 with a brace! 4 minutes of stoppage time to go!
— FC Dallas (@FCDallas) July 5, 2018
Watch: TXA21
Listen: https://t.co/SmpxveFzsU or 1270AM en español#FCDvATL | FCD-3, ATL-2 pic.twitter.com/OruvsVexoQ
Atlanta is back Saturday against Philadelphia. Let’s never go to Texas ever again.