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Okay, so Atlanta United just put out a Halloween video of the players doing the thing where they are reaching into a box that they cant see into and touching stuff inside. It’s pretty funny and definitely worth your time to check it out.
All tricks. No treats. #Halloween pic.twitter.com/35ZjBNqcZA
— Atlanta United FC (@ATLUTD) October 29, 2019
Let’s break it all down, starting with the first scene:
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This is scary enough, and as far as I’m concerned, the video could’ve neded right here with googly-eyed Brad. But we continue.
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This shit cracks me up. They put this little plastic rat in the box, and Florentin Pogba starts to play with the children’s toy. We’ll return to him later.
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I just like how Eric verbalizes this.
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Hahahahaha this is pure Tito. Has an eye for goal and nothing is going to stop him. You bet your ass he’s gonna
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AHHHHHHH!!!! IT’S A LIVE CAT. IS THAT EVEN LEGAL TO PUT ACUTAL LIVING SHIT IN THE BOXES FOR THIS PRANK?!?!?!
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My man.
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Dangit, Tito and Barco apparently LOVE cats. Everyone thought it was going to be Frank de Boer’s tactics, but the dog/cat war is what will tear this dressing room apart someday.
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