Frame-by-frame breakdown of the Atlanta United Halloween video

Okay, so Atlanta United just put out a Halloween video of the players doing the thing where they are reaching into a box that they cant see into and touching stuff inside. It’s pretty funny and definitely worth your time to check it out.

Let’s break it all down, starting with the first scene:

This is scary enough, and as far as I’m concerned, the video could’ve neded right here with googly-eyed Brad. But we continue.

This shit cracks me up. They put this little plastic rat in the box, and Florentin Pogba starts to play with the children’s toy. We’ll return to him later.

I just like how Eric verbalizes this.

Hahahahaha this is pure Tito. Has an eye for goal and nothing is going to stop him. You bet your ass he’s gonna

AHHHHHHH!!!! IT’S A LIVE CAT. IS THAT EVEN LEGAL TO PUT ACUTAL LIVING SHIT IN THE BOXES FOR THIS PRANK?!?!?!

My man.

Dangit, Tito and Barco apparently LOVE cats. Everyone thought it was going to be Frank de Boer’s tactics, but the dog/cat war is what will tear this dressing room apart someday.