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More Miserables.

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One de Boer

There’s only one, and not another one

They say my brother is more fun

But if I end in second place, they may forget my brother’s face

One de Boer

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I did not live until your face

How can I live when we are parted?

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One de Boer

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Sunday you’ll be worlds away

And yet with you my world was started

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One more day all on my own

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Will we ever meet again?

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One more day with refs not caring

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I was born to learn from you

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What a life if they were fair

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And I swear I will be true

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But they never liked my hairrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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!^#^ @!@#@! !@#$!#

the !@#$!@ !$#%#$^ #$ ^%^% $##!%***

!@#%!@^$%&#$&$& $()!

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One day more before the storm!

MLS: Houston Dynamo at Sporting Kansas City Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

The Russians know just where I am

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And the chance to be a someone

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This might not have been the place to hide

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They’ll finally know that I exist

MLS: Houston Dynamo at Sporting Kansas City Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

Code 7512 Oscar Kilo Bravo

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I’m unsure of my name too

The time is now

Decision Day is hereeeeeee

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One de Boer!

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One more day till the decisions

I think I will not blow it

We’ll be ready to not blow it

Oh god we just might blow it

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One de Boer!

Watch them run amuck

Gosh they score in loads

Will we make the playoffs ‘fore the sun explodes?

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Lol Orlando

Thanks Minny for the call

Anyway I guess here’s Wonderwall

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One day to a new beginning

Every man must make his bets

We’ll soon need a place to playyyyy

Dear lord thank you, for the Mets

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I figured

it out

My name

Is JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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ONE DE BOERRRRRRR!

[EVERYONE JUST SINGING OVER EACH OTHER IN DIFFERENT KEYS]

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Sunday I will save my face

Yes, Sunday I’ll be second place

Sunday we’ll discover what our Don in New York has in store

One more dawn

One more game

ONEEEEEEEEEE

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’M ASHLEY COOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeEEEEeeE.