RECAP: Atlanta United, everyone who watched lose

The game went bad.

The things that happened in the game that was played

It rained a lot.

This happened.

It rained so much they had to stop the game.

They restarted the game.

This happened.

The game stopped for halftime.

The game restarted.

The rain got worse.

A Recap Thought: It was bad.

Everything is still bad.

DSS Man of the Match

Anyone who watched the full 90 plus stoppage plus rain delay and anyone who actually watched it in person.

Larentowicz Man of the Match - (Your unsung hero(es))

Idk man. I really don’t know.

Tweet of the Night

All of them. Great work everybody. Whatever.

Quote of the Night

‘It’s a pretty uneven game played in the sweaty ***crack of a Great British Bakeoff contestant during the Showstopper challenge.” - Tiotal Football

What’s Next?

It’s another two-week break for the Five Stripes. Atlanta has struggling New England on deck on April 13 before returning to MBS on Saturday, April 20 to take on FC Dallas. They will try to dry off and move out of last place in the Eastern Conference.