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Clear & Obvious: Should you gamble on MLS?

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“Clear & Obvious” is a new kind of sort of vertical/brand/excuse for us to make fun of the deeply strange and wonderful world of MLS. Please take it very seriously.


Gambling on MLS is coming and coming soon in full “I’d like to put four hundred dollars on Jefferson Savarino scoring in the next fifteen minutes”, English Lad Bets fashion. Garber wants it. Degenerates want it. Don Garber definitely like really really wants it.

That being said, we at C&O wanted to kick things off by making a nice handy flow chart for you to use in all your gambling pursuits on a league that makes absolutely no sense. You’re probably already ignoring our advice, aren’t you? What’s that? You didn’t make it this far because you put $800 on Walker Zimmerman to bank in a left-footed volley off the post within minutes 40-50 this weekend? Got ya.