I felt happiness while watching an Atlanta United match yesterday. It was a brief burst of joy that overcame me when Gelmin Rivas blasted a shot past Brad Guzan in the 92nd minute. That moment brought the end of the 2020 season closer than ever. Despite being a joke for the majority of the season, this iteration of Atlanta United still remains alive for postseason contention due to the elementary playoff format put in place. But I would rather be forced to watch every Adam Sandler Netflix original movie for the rest of my life than have to watch this team in the playoffs. Please Orlando, pull out that plug and let us drift away into the light.
Pull the plug