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The most important voting experience of 2020

Welcome to the DSS Bracket of Brackets.

With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.

Vote for one of the options. Voting is open till tomorrow at 11:59 p.m.

Form warring factions to gain support for you favorite choice. Make sure you win. Don’t embarrass us.

We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.

We’ll be straight up and say that this was all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon. Happy voting.

Five Region

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  • 97%
    1: Josef
    (426 votes)
  • 2%
    16: Bryan Rochez
    (13 votes)
439 votes total Vote Now

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  • 98%
    2: Miguel Almiron
    (428 votes)
  • 1%
    15: Zach Loyd
    (8 votes)
436 votes total Vote Now

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  • 94%
    3: Parky
    (411 votes)
  • 5%
    14: Kenwyne Jones
    (24 votes)
435 votes total Vote Now

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  • 42%
    4: Jeff
    (183 votes)
  • 57%
    13: GUUUZZZ
    (251 votes)
434 votes total Vote Now

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  • 35%
    5: Chris McCann
    (151 votes)
  • 64%
    12: Chris McCann
    (277 votes)
428 votes total Vote Now

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  • 40%
    6: Zeke
    (177 votes)
  • 59%
    11: Gressel
    (256 votes)
433 votes total Vote Now

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  • 23%
    7: Pity
    (102 votes)
  • 76%
    10: Miles Robinson
    (334 votes)
436 votes total Vote Now

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  • 49%
    8: Tito
    (216 votes)
  • 50%
    9: Tito’s Instagram
    (217 votes)
433 votes total Vote Now

Stripes Region

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  • 88%
    1: Build the Statue.
    (387 votes)
  • 11%
    16: Let’s soccer.
    (48 votes)
435 votes total Vote Now

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  • 71%
    2: Them Five Stripes is Hell
    (305 votes)
  • 28%
    15: ,Don’t They?
    (120 votes)
425 votes total Vote Now

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  • 79%
    3: Chris Armas Blew It
    (335 votes)
  • 20%
    14: Horns Down
    (84 votes)
419 votes total Vote Now

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  • 19%
    4: Same Video of Toad
    (83 votes)
  • 80%
    13: Orlando Bad
    (337 votes)
420 votes total Vote Now

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  • 42%
    5: The Post
    (178 votes)
  • 57%
    12: The Comments
    (239 votes)
417 votes total Vote Now

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  • 54%
    6: Alpharetta Dad
    (224 votes)
  • 45%
    11: Blame Eric
    (188 votes)
412 votes total Vote Now

Poll

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  • 41%
    7: DSS Staffers Making Vague References to the DSS Slack
    (171 votes)
  • 58%
    10: DSS Staffers Posting Screenshots of the DSS Slack
    (239 votes)
410 votes total Vote Now

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  • 58%
    8: Payson Owes Us $20
    (237 votes)
  • 41%
    9: The Departed
    (166 votes)
403 votes total Vote Now

Is Region

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  • 54%
    1: A jpeg of a Soccer Ball
    (221 votes)
  • 45%
    16: World Peace
    (183 votes)
404 votes total Vote Now

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  • 50%
    2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
    (205 votes)
  • 49%
    15: The End of World Hunger
    (197 votes)
402 votes total Vote Now

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  • 45%
    3: Duck
    (181 votes)
  • 54%
    14: Goose
    (219 votes)
400 votes total Vote Now

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  • 36%
    4: One Tree Hill
    (144 votes)
  • 63%
    13: One Tree Bill
    (247 votes)
391 votes total Vote Now

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  • 60%
    5: The Marketplace of Ideas
    (231 votes)
  • 40%
    12: The Hegemony
    (154 votes)
385 votes total Vote Now

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pick three

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  • 90%
    6: Tata Like Toto
    (343 votes)
  • 9%
    11: Strick!
    (37 votes)
380 votes total Vote Now

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  • 79%
    7: Is this the main?
    (293 votes)
  • 20%
    10: Marcus Hall
    (77 votes)
370 votes total Vote Now

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  • 8%
    8: Eternal Happiness
    (34 votes)
  • 91%
    9: MLS Cup 2018
    (352 votes)
386 votes total Vote Now

Hell Region

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  • 49%
    1: Spike as the rider on the pale horse
    (191 votes)
  • 50%
    16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
    (195 votes)
386 votes total Vote Now

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  • 37%
    2: Brooks Lennon the Maleficent
    (145 votes)
  • 62%
    15: Brooks Lennon the Harbinger of Maleficent Things
    (239 votes)
384 votes total Vote Now

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  • 60%
    3: Brian White
    (219 votes)
  • 39%
    14: Tom Barlow
    (141 votes)
360 votes total Vote Now

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  • 32%
    4: .2 xG for the opposing team in a 2-1 loss
    (124 votes)
  • 67%
    13: The roof won’t open
    (260 votes)
384 votes total Vote Now

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  • 32%
    5: Brek
    (121 votes)
  • 67%
    12: Brek
    (257 votes)
378 votes total Vote Now

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  • 37%
    6: AGHHHH THE SPIDERS
    (137 votes)
  • 62%
    11: can you watch our child?
    (233 votes)
370 votes total Vote Now

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  • 38%
    7: FdB Audiobook
    (145 votes)
  • 61%
    10: FdB Podcast
    (231 votes)
376 votes total Vote Now

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  • 14%
    8: Buying A Scarf You Never Get
    (54 votes)
  • 85%
    9: Getting A Scarf You Never Bought
    (327 votes)
381 votes total Vote Now