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Welcome to the DSS Bracket of Brackets.
With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.
Vote for one of the options. Voting is open till tomorrow at 11:59 p.m.
Form warring factions to gain support for you favorite choice. Make sure you win. Don’t embarrass us.
We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.
We’ll be straight up and say that this was all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon. Happy voting.
Five Region
Poll
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97%
1: Josef
(426 votes) -
2%
16: Bryan Rochez
(13 votes)
Poll
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98%
2: Miguel Almiron
(428 votes) -
1%
15: Zach Loyd
(8 votes)
Poll
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94%
3: Parky
(411 votes) -
5%
14: Kenwyne Jones
(24 votes)
Poll
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35%
5: Chris McCann
(151 votes) -
64%
12: Chris McCann
(277 votes)
Poll
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23%
7: Pity
(102 votes) -
76%
10: Miles Robinson
(334 votes)
Poll
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49%
8: Tito
(216 votes) -
50%
9: Tito’s Instagram
(217 votes)
Stripes Region
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88%
1: Build the Statue.
(387 votes) -
11%
16: Let’s soccer.
(48 votes)
Poll
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71%
2: Them Five Stripes is Hell
(305 votes) -
28%
15: ,Don’t They?
(120 votes)
Poll
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79%
3: Chris Armas Blew It
(335 votes) -
20%
14: Horns Down
(84 votes)
Poll
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19%
4: Same Video of Toad
(83 votes) -
80%
13: Orlando Bad
(337 votes)
Poll
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42%
5: The Post
(178 votes) -
57%
12: The Comments
(239 votes)
Poll
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54%
6: Alpharetta Dad
(224 votes) -
45%
11: Blame Eric
(188 votes)
Poll
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41%
7: DSS Staffers Making Vague References to the DSS Slack
(171 votes) -
58%
10: DSS Staffers Posting Screenshots of the DSS Slack
(239 votes)
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58%
8: Payson Owes Us $20
(237 votes) -
41%
9: The Departed
(166 votes)
Is Region
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54%
1: A jpeg of a Soccer Ball
(221 votes) -
45%
16: World Peace
(183 votes)
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50%
2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
(205 votes) -
49%
15: The End of World Hunger
(197 votes)
Poll
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36%
4: One Tree Hill
(144 votes) -
63%
13: One Tree Bill
(247 votes)
Poll
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60%
5: The Marketplace of Ideas
(231 votes) -
40%
12: The Hegemony
(154 votes)
Poll
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90%
6: Tata Like Toto
(343 votes) -
9%
11: Strick!
(37 votes)
Poll
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79%
7: Is this the main?
(293 votes) -
20%
10: Marcus Hall
(77 votes)
Poll
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8%
8: Eternal Happiness
(34 votes) -
91%
9: MLS Cup 2018
(352 votes)
Hell Region
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49%
1: Spike as the rider on the pale horse
(191 votes) -
50%
16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
(195 votes)
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37%
2: Brooks Lennon the Maleficent
(145 votes) -
62%
15: Brooks Lennon the Harbinger of Maleficent Things
(239 votes)
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60%
3: Brian White
(219 votes) -
39%
14: Tom Barlow
(141 votes)
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32%
4: .2 xG for the opposing team in a 2-1 loss
(124 votes) -
67%
13: The roof won’t open
(260 votes)
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37%
6: AGHHHH THE SPIDERS
(137 votes) -
62%
11: can you watch our child?
(233 votes)
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38%
7: FdB Audiobook
(145 votes) -
61%
10: FdB Podcast
(231 votes)
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14%
8: Buying A Scarf You Never Get
(54 votes) -
85%
9: Getting A Scarf You Never Bought
(327 votes)