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Welcome to the DSS Bracket of Brackets
With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.
Vote for one of the options. Voting is open till tomorrow at 5:00 p.m.
Form warring factions to gain support for you favorite choice. Make sure you win. Don’t embarrass us.
We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.
We’ll be straight up and say that this was all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon. Happy voting.
For a recap of round one, click here.
Five Region
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80%
2: Miguel Almiron
(112 votes) -
19%
10: Miles Robinson
(27 votes)
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91%
13: GUUUZZZ
(127 votes) -
8%
12: Chris McCann
(12 votes)
Stripes Region
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91%
1: Build the Statue
(124 votes) -
8%
8: Payson Owes Us $20
(11 votes)
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56%
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(124 votes) -
36%
2: Them Five Stripes is Hell
(79 votes) -
7%
10: DSS Staffers Posting Screenshots of the DSS Slack
(16 votes)
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71%
3: Chris Armas Blew It
(94 votes) -
28%
6: Alpharetta Dad
(37 votes)
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70%
13: Orlando Bad
(94 votes) -
29%
12: The Comments
(40 votes)
Is Region
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8%
1: A Jpeg of a Soccer Ball
(12 votes) -
91%
9: MLS Cup 2018
(122 votes)
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75%
2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
(98 votes) -
24%
7: Is this the main?
(32 votes)
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21%
14: Goose
(28 votes) -
78%
6: Tata Like Toto
(101 votes)
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34%
13: One Tree Bill
(44 votes) -
65%
5: The Marketplace of Ideas
(82 votes)
Hell Region
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58%
16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
(76 votes) -
41%
9: Getting A Scarf You Never Bought
(55 votes)
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47%
15: Brooks Lennon the Harbinger of Maleficent Things
(61 votes) -
52%
10: FdB Podcast
(67 votes)
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32%
3: Brian White
(40 votes) -
67%
11: can you watch our child?
(84 votes)
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63%
13: The roof won’t open
(81 votes) -
36%
12: Brek
(47 votes)