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DSS Bracket of Brackets: Round of 32

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Welcome to the DSS Bracket of Brackets

With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.

Vote for one of the options. Voting is open till tomorrow at 5:00 p.m.

Form warring factions to gain support for you favorite choice. Make sure you win. Don’t embarrass us.

We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.

We’ll be straight up and say that this was all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon. Happy voting.

For a recap of round one, click here.

Five Region

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  • 94%
    1: Josef
    (139 votes)
  • 5%
    8: Tito
    (8 votes)
147 votes total Vote Now

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  • 80%
    2: Miguel Almiron
    (112 votes)
  • 19%
    10: Miles Robinson
    (27 votes)
139 votes total Vote Now

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  • 59%
    3: Parky
    (83 votes)
  • 40%
    11: Gressel
    (57 votes)
140 votes total Vote Now

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  • 91%
    13: GUUUZZZ
    (127 votes)
  • 8%
    12: Chris McCann
    (12 votes)
139 votes total Vote Now

Stripes Region

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  • 91%
    1: Build the Statue
    (124 votes)
  • 8%
    8: Payson Owes Us $20
    (11 votes)
135 votes total Vote Now

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  • 56%
    pick one
    (124 votes)
  • 36%
    2: Them Five Stripes is Hell
    (79 votes)
  • 7%
    10: DSS Staffers Posting Screenshots of the DSS Slack
    (16 votes)
219 votes total Vote Now

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  • 71%
    3: Chris Armas Blew It
    (94 votes)
  • 28%
    6: Alpharetta Dad
    (37 votes)
131 votes total Vote Now

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  • 70%
    13: Orlando Bad
    (94 votes)
  • 29%
    12: The Comments
    (40 votes)
134 votes total Vote Now

Is Region

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  • 8%
    1: A Jpeg of a Soccer Ball
    (12 votes)
  • 91%
    9: MLS Cup 2018
    (122 votes)
134 votes total Vote Now

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  • 75%
    2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
    (98 votes)
  • 24%
    7: Is this the main?
    (32 votes)
130 votes total Vote Now

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  • 21%
    14: Goose
    (28 votes)
  • 78%
    6: Tata Like Toto
    (101 votes)
129 votes total Vote Now

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  • 34%
    13: One Tree Bill
    (44 votes)
  • 65%
    5: The Marketplace of Ideas
    (82 votes)
126 votes total Vote Now

Hell Region

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  • 58%
    16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
    (76 votes)
  • 41%
    9: Getting A Scarf You Never Bought
    (55 votes)
131 votes total Vote Now

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  • 47%
    15: Brooks Lennon the Harbinger of Maleficent Things
    (61 votes)
  • 52%
    10: FdB Podcast
    (67 votes)
128 votes total Vote Now

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  • 32%
    3: Brian White
    (40 votes)
  • 67%
    11: can you watch our child?
    (84 votes)
124 votes total Vote Now

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  • 63%
    13: The roof won’t open
    (81 votes)
  • 36%
    12: Brek
    (47 votes)
128 votes total Vote Now