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A Hater’s Guide to Montreal Impact

We’re keeping it simple this match.

MLS: Toronto FC at Montreal Impact Jean-Yves Ahern-USA TODAY Sports

Traditionally in the Hater’s Guide we discuss the city and the team or whatever and it’s about 1500 words too long and most everyone stops reading after about the third hacky Orlando City joke and the people who do finish the whole thing are left with a profound sense of regret and self-loathing and general confusion. We’ll get back to that Wednesday. Today, we’re going to keep it simple. Here’s a nice list to remind you why you should bring a whole barrel of hate to the Stankonia Dome today.

1. This

Let’s win 5-0.