The latest Atlanta United transfer rumor involves former EPL stalwart Kenwyne Jones. The Trinidad & Tobago striker had very impressive spells at Sunderland and Stoke from 2007-2014, and was known for his clinical finishing and physicality.
All those things are great, but in a stunning turn of events, we have discovered a sure sign that Jones BELONGS in Atlanta and something that should make this signing a no brainer:
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That's right folks. Kenwyne Jones has identified ATL royalty Outkast and Ludacris as some of his favorite rappers. If this signing does indeed come to fruition, let us be the first to show him some Southern Hospitality by saying Welcome to Atlanta with a bouquet of Roses. Hopefully this signing takes Atlanta United to the Number One Spot. We may see Jones Roll Out to the Elevators at Mercedes Benz Stadium with some SouthernPlayalistiCadillacMuzik blaring from his headphones.
One thing is for sure, with his taste in music, Jones would be embraced by ATLiens and certainly not be an outcast.