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Over the next 25 days, Clear & Obvious and DSS are raising money for Fugees Family through the power of content*. Our goal is for the 17’s to raise $1,717 this holiday season for one of our favorite non-profits. We’ve ALREADY MET OUR FIRST GOAL AND RAISED $2,800. MY GOD. WE HAVE A NEW GOAL NOW. You can continue help us and The Fugees out by donating or creating your own content (Email us! Make a fanpost! Tweet something!) to promote the GoFundMe. Contentmas is for the people. You can donate and find out more about Fugees Family by going here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dss-drive-for-the-fugees

A Merry Happy Contentmas Day #10 to you.

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een, twee, drie, vier, vijf, zes, zeven, acht, negen...

It’s the Ten Doo-el Commandments

It’s the Ten Doo-el Commandments!

NUMMER EEN!

The uhh challenge: regain possession

If you win the uhh ball, no need for more aggression

Nummer twee!

If you don’t, grab a friend, we are uhh pressing

Maybe Jeff or Gonzalo, I don’t know, I’m only guessing

Nummer drie!

You must uhh meet the attacker face to face

Push them off the ball

or beat them with your pace

Arrive early, be quick with your boots

Do or die time, make sure no one shoots!

Nummer vier!

If the ball gets past you, that’s alright

Time to recover the ball, just uhhh try and fight

You throw him if you can, have no civility

Pretend that you uhh tripped him, give yourself the deniability

Vijf!

It’s really about uhhh being the right positions and making sure that you have the right uhh determination

It’s time to step up and man your station

Nummer zes

You all are going very fast now, please let me finish the uhh point I was making

Just grab the ball, it’s there for your taking

Zeven!

I am unsure how you even got in. Or why we’re rhyming. Duels can’t be boiled down to uhh ten....comman—

You can cancel anytime by going to your payment plan

Acht!

Oh, ok, I uhh will have to find my password and the username, and then I will cancel the toll

Look to your right, it’s Ashley Cole

Negen!

I do not understand why is...

I’m Ashley Cole.

Open your eyes and doo-el for your soul!

Tien!

What is this bit? Are we even doing Hamilton anymore?

een, twee, drie, vier, vijf, zes, zeven, acht, negen...

Ten paces!

Fired!

Everyone is going to be fired.

Everyday with this...

I’m Ashle—

GO HOME ASHLEY. Go. Home.


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