clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Holiday Songs: Ranked

New, 1 comment

Definitive. Iconic. Undebatable.

Over the next 25 days, Clear & Obvious and DSS are raising money for Fugees Family through the power of content*. Our goal is for the 17’s to raise $1,717 this holiday season for one of our favorite non-profits. We’ve ALREADY MET OUR FIRST GOAL AND OUR SECOND GOAL AND HAVE RAISED $3,500. MY GOD. You can continue to help us and The Fugees out by donating or creating your own content (Email us! Make a fanpost! Tweet something!) to promote the GoFundMe. Contentmas is for the people. You can donate and find out more about Fugees Family by going here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dss-drive-for-the-fugees

A Merry Happy Contentmas Day #22 to you.

*not all pieces of content will be winners but hey, what can you do?


1: The sounds of a man being mauled by a screaming goat, combined with a choir of tiny children trying to squeal at a higher pitch than the toddler next to them, plus the sounds of a woman just digging, and I mean digging her feet into a freshly made batch of macaroni & cheese, all looped over Charles Mingus’s Black Saint and the Sinner Lady pitch shifted up three steps and played back at 40 BPM.

2 — 7,352: Just a litany of terrible, horrific noises somehow only slightly better than the number one, but still definitely better than any actual hellsong played during the holidays.

7,353: Last Christmas by Wham!

7,354 — 9,891: The rest of the garbage

9,892: The actual extinction of the human race

9,893: All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

Feel free to take this to the comments. But. You’re wrong.

Unless you agree with us.