Clear and Obvious

Clear & Obvious: Literally just a Red Bulls tweet

And the stench took over. And the metaphors became hamfisted yet still entirely funny.

By J. Sam Jones Aug 28, 2019, 1:05pm EDT

MLS: New York Red Bulls at New York City FC

An update regarding our upcoming match at Red Bull Arena: pic.twitter.com/hyZlMdeM6K
— New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) August 27, 2019