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DSS Bracket of Brackets: Elite Sixteen

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With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.

We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.

We’ll be straight up and say that these options and rankings were all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon.

For a recap of round one, click here.

For a recap of round two, click here.

Voting ends at midnight.

Five Region

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  • 97%
    1: Josef
    (274 votes)
  • 2%
    13: GUUUZZZ
    (8 votes)
282 votes total Vote Now

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  • 45%
    2: Miguel Almiron
    (128 votes)
  • 54%
    3: Parky
    (156 votes)
284 votes total Vote Now

Stripes Region

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  • 94%
    1: Build the Statue
    (262 votes)
  • 5%
    13: Orlando Bad
    (16 votes)
278 votes total Vote Now

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  • 58%
    pick one
    (163 votes)
  • 41%
    3: Chris Armas Blew It
    (117 votes)
280 votes total Vote Now

Is Region

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  • 97%
    9: MLS Cup 2018
    (269 votes)
  • 2%
    5: The Marketplace of Ideas
    (8 votes)
277 votes total Vote Now

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  • 58%
    2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
    (162 votes)
  • 41%
    6: Tata Like Toto
    (113 votes)
275 votes total Vote Now

Hell Region

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  • 74%
    16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
    (205 votes)
  • 25%
    13: The roof won’t open
    (70 votes)
275 votes total Vote Now

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  • 42%
    10: FdB Podcast
    (119 votes)
  • 57%
    11: can you watch our child?
    (161 votes)
280 votes total Vote Now