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DSS Bracket of Brackets: Sweet Eight

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With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.

We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.

We’ll be straight up and say that these options and rankings were all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon.

Voting closes at 8 p.m.

For a recap of round one, click here.

For a recap of round two, click here.

For a recap of the Elite Sixteen, click here.


Five Region

Poll

pick one

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  • 94%
    1: Josef
    (216 votes)
  • 5%
    3: Parky
    (12 votes)
228 votes total Vote Now

Stripes Region

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pick one

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  • 46%
    1: Build the Statue
    (105 votes)
  • 53%
    pick one
    (123 votes)
228 votes total Vote Now

Is Region

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pick one

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  • 69%
    9: MLS Cup 2018
    (155 votes)
  • 30%
    2: A GIF of a Soccer Ball
    (69 votes)
224 votes total Vote Now

Hell Region

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  • 43%
    16: Spike as a "good" "boy"
    (100 votes)
  • 56%
    11: can you watch our child?
    (128 votes)
228 votes total Vote Now