DSS Bracket of Brackets: THE CHAMPIONSHIP

With March Madness out of the picture, it was time for a more refined, elegant bracket. Where’s the actual bracket you might ask? We couldn’t afford the program to make it and we didn’t have time to use the free services. We are aware we have nothing but time right now, we’re just lazy.

We’ll get to the end and find out who the real winner is of...umm...whatever this is. Whoever has the most votes wins each round. Duh.

We’ll be straight up and say that these options and rankings were all totally arbitrary and aided by quarantine bourbon.

Voting closes at 5 p.m. on April 8.

For a recap of round one, click here.

For a recap of round two, click here.

For a recap of the Elite Sixteen, click here.

For a recap of the Sweet Eight, click here.

For an argument in favor of picking Josef over MLS Cup 2018, click here.

No one made an argument for MLS Cup 2018 because DSS clearly hates Atlanta United.

What a stunning run we’ve seen from newcomers like pick one and can you watch my child. But now two blue bloods will battle it out for absolutely nothing. No trophy. No glory. The stakes could. not. be. lower.